Mike Cunliffe

Loves: Being tall
Hates: Short people

Mike is the tallest member of Ugly Baby.  He has been tall since the 10th grade and has had to endure all sorts of jokes about his height ever since.  The most common one usually implies that his height is the result of his mother having Mike out of wedlock with the milkman, which is flawed premise since milkmen haven’t existed in this country since the 60s.  Plus, my mom isn’t a whore, so the whole joke is really insulting to begin with.  In any case, when Mike isn’t performing improv, he enjoys singing Karaoke, grilling out, and getting things off the top shelf for people.

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